小故事大挑战 1-10期汇总 有兴趣的可以再听写一编~！
1 You are too late On a bus a man discovered a pickpocket’s hand thrust into his pocket. “sorry,” he said to the pickpocket, “you are too late. My wife did it before you.” 2 A father told his son, “When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day.” The kid replied, “Well, when he was your age, he was president!” 3 One day, Eve asked Adam, “Do you really love me ?” Adam said helplessly, “Do I have any other choice?” 4 Millionaire CEO: “My wife made a millionaire out of me.” Assistant: “What were you before?” CEO: “a multimillionaire.” 5 A: What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman? B: I’ll open one eye and close one eye. A: How kind you are! B: No, I’ll shoot him. 6 Much worse Policeman: Why didn’t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they’d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 7 Wife talking to her husband (Who reads the newspaper all day): “I wish I were a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day.” Husband: “I wish that too, so I could change you daily.” 8 Wife and husband 1 Wife: You see. According to the statistics on the paper, 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband: It’s okay. To my investigation, all these people eat meals. 9 Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, “I hear sirens. Jump.” The second one said, “But we’re on the 13th floor!” The first one screamed back, “This is no time to be superstitious!” 10 Why is he howling Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
1 你太晚了 在公共汽车上，有个人发现小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。 “对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。” 2 一个父亲告诉他的儿子：“当林肯在你这个年纪的时候，他每天10里路去上学。” 孩子回答：“嗯，当他在你这个年纪时，已经是总统了。” 3 一天，夏娃问亚当：“你当真爱我吗？” 亚当无可奈何地回答：“我还有别的选择吗？” 4 百万富翁 CEO：我妻子使我成为百万富翁。 助手：以前你是什么？ CEO：千万富翁。 5 A：如果你发现你丈夫与别的女人约会你会怎么做？ B：我会睁一只，眼闭一只眼。 A：你太善良了！ B 不，我要射死他！ 6 那就更糟了 警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？ 男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。 7 妻子对整天坐在那里看报纸的丈夫说：“我希望我就是报纸，这样你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。” 丈夫说：“我也希望你是报纸，那样的话我可以天天换新的。” 8 妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。 丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。 9 两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：“我听到警报响了，快跳吧！” 第二个说：“但是我们在13层啊！” 第一个朝他大喊道：“都什么时候了，还这么迷信！” 10 他为什么喊 牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没喷你的牙呢！ 病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚啊！